Good Cheno-Bits: Kristin Chenoweth Channels Cowgirl Dale Evans on GCB

On episode four of GCB, Tony winner Kristin Chenoweth returns as TV’s favorite churchgoing millionaire, Carlene Cockburn. When Carlene’s uncle Burl comes to Dallas to visit, the plastic surgery-loving fashionista and her friends attend a Texas-themed costume party. But after catching her son Landry in a compromising position, Carlene is determined to bury the hatchet with her old high-school rival, Amanda. We’ve selected the greatest Cheno-Bits from this week’s episode for your reading pleasure. Enjoy, y’all!

Name: Carlene Cockburn

Motto: “Thou shalt not snoop.”

Costume Changes: 5

Cutest Outfit: Dale Evans costume (pink cowboy hat, black miniskirt and pink boots)

Tallest Shoes: White satin ruffled heels

“Nail Girl”: Chardonnay

Rented Horse: Buttermilk

Real Estate Investment: Condos for Christian Livin’

Best Excuse to Leave a Party: Getting a venison jerky stain on her shirt

Church Wardrobe Advice: “A bunular display like that is precisely why a lady never wears pants in church.”

Costume Party Compliment: “I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?”

Geography Lesson: “You live in California. Everyone’s touching themselves.”

Literary Wisdom: “Only one man does magic and he’s from Jerusalem, not Hogwarts.”