Good Cheno-Bits: Kristin Chenoweth Brings Home the Brisket on GCB

In this week’s episode of ABC’s hit series GCB, Kristin Chenoweth shows off her rack (of ribs!) as God-loving mean girl Carlene Cockburn. When the Hillside Park Church men enter an annual barbecue contest, Carlene becomes the head of their wives’ cheering squad, the Braisenettes. While Carlene is content to watch the competition from the sidelines, her rival Amanda starts her own women’s barbecue team—and Carlene is disgusted. But when the church ladies decide to join Amanda’s team, Carlene has no choice but to sabotage the event. We’ve highlighted the best Cheno-Bits from this week’s tasty episode. Praise the Lord!

Name: Carlene Cockburn

Nickname: Tenderloin

Barbecue Cheer Squad: The Braisenettes

Costume Changes: 5

Cutest Outfit: “Spicy Racks” Barbecue T-Shirt

Craft Project: “Braise the Lord” giant foam fingers

Latest Business Endeavor: Condos for Christian Living infomercial

Faith-Based Housing Feature: Feeding the 5,000 All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Best Excuse to Build a Condo:  “If Dolly can have her Dollywood, I can have my Holy-wood.”

Plastic Surgery Advice:  “They have a great laser treatment. You could burn off those… Your… Wait… Um… I’m sure they could find something somewhere.”

Meat Delivery Instructions:  “Y’all just go through the back door to get to my icebox.”

Secret Snooping Entrance: Climbing through Amanda’s doggy door

God Musings: “What did his voice sound like? A cross between Billy Graham and Kris Kristofferson?”