Oh, that perks of being a Broadway star. In this week’s The Addams Family Home Movies, Jackie Hoffman reveals some of the benefits of her gig in the commercial blockbuster. With advantages like getting the local hot dog vendor to name a frankfurter for you, a discount at the fancy coffee place down the block or knowing the secret that cures “cramps, bloating, fatigue and headaches,” Jackie should have very little to kvetch about. Right? Well, maybe. Meanwhile, Jackie offers some sage advice in her popular “Fan Mail” segment. It’s handed down from her mother, so it’s got to be tried and true. Take a look!