Tony night is drawing ever nearer, and Broadway.com Editor-in-Chief Paul Wontorek checked in with the current nominees soon after they got the news they’d be walking this year’s red carpet. Yul Vazquez, who is up for Best Featured Actor in a Play for his performance in The Motherf**er With the Hat, shared the even filthier title he hopes will get engraved is he wins and complimented Wontorek for keepin' it real for his refusal to go G-rated. Vazquez went on to reveal the perks of being a nominee (we're pretty sure he's joking about the puppy), how his wife thinks this honor has already gone to his head, and how he may or may not be wearing sharkskin on the red carpet. Click on below to check in with this badass Broadway Motherf**er.