Are you ready for something seriously silly? How about the idea that New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez would write, direct and choreograph his own Broadway musical? Thanks to The Onion Sports Network, we don’t have to use our imaginations to find out what a show written by A-Rod might be like. The fictional news site provided a clip of the three-act extravaganza, The Overcomings of Andre, which features the title hero, a Dominican boy who becomes a famous singer in New York City. As the shirtless hero dances sexily and grinds on ladies dressed in festive Yankees colors, he makes sure to assert that he will prevail over shady record executives and his rival "Eric Cheeter." Think this spoof musical hits it outta the park? Take a look.