Phantom Bras, Les Miz Rings & Wicked Gowns! Check Out These Handmade Etsy Christmas Gifts

‘Tis the season for giving—at least that’s what all those department store ads keep saying—and if you’re like us, boring socks and generic gift cards are just not gonna cut it (with one exception: a Broadway.com gift card). They say the best presents come from the heart, and your heart is clearly full of love for Broadway—so why not put a little razzle-dazzle under the tree? We've found some awesome, weird and downright zany gifts handmade by Broadway fans on Etsy.com. From Kinky portraits to Prisoner 24601 jewelry, we’ve got your Broadway shopping list covered!


For Your Slutty Sister…
Hey, she dresses like a lady of the night anyway—she might as well dress like a lady of the “Music of the Night!” This Phantom-inspired push-up bra is a conversation piece that’s sure to get your sis lots of attention (although probably not the right kind) wherever she goes. Matching tutu, panties, choker and headband also available.


For Your Ex-Con Boyfriend…
After being wrongfully imprisoned for stealing a loaf of bread, your recently-sprung-from-the-big-house boyfriend may appreciate a gift that reminds him of where he came from. You know, jail. This aluminum Les Miserables ring is hand-stamped with Jean Valjean’s prison number, but it can be personalized with your beau’s code if desired.


For Your Closeted Nephew…
His secret’s safe with you—and until he works up the courage to tell the whole world, surprise your not-out-yet nephew with this hand-carved, Book of Mormon-inspired “Turn It Off” switch plate. Now he, too, can be like Elder McKinley and repress his sexuality (not that we're recommending it) with the flip of a light switch.


For Your Presently-in-Prison Aunt…
Your boyfriend may be a free man, but sadly, your aunt is still doing time in the big house—and that doesn’t mean she’s any less deserving of a great Broadway-themed present! Encourage her to keep her cool with this Chicago-inspired needlepoint design to decorate her cell.


For Your Newshound Niece…
She probably has no idea what a newspaper is, but educate your Twitter-obsessed niece about the newsboys strike of 1899 with this cute Newsies-themed iPhone case. It’s never too early to start crushing on Jeremy Jordan and Corey Cott.


For Your Kinky Cousin…
Never fear, Lola is here! The Kinky Boots drag diva is ready to raise up even the most curmudgeonly of cousins—just hand him this customized bead portrait of Tony winner Billy Porter as Lola and turn up the Kinky Boots cast album! He’ll be high-kicking in no time.


For Your Zen Mom…
How do you help your frazzled momma stay stress-free all year long? Stick this Lion King-inspired sterling silver necklace emblazoned with the wonderful phrase “hakuna matata” in her stocking! (It means no worries for the rest of your days, BTW). Just make sure she knows you’re not calling her a warthog.


For the Sorceress Who Has Everything…
Like Vanessa Williams, we went and saved the best for last: The Wicked gift to beat them all. For the low, low price of $800, you—uh, we mean your “friend”—can be the proud owner of an ensemble that looks an awful lot like the dress Elphie defies gravity in. Hydraulic lift, green makeup and hunky Fiyero sold separately.