Before you grab a pint of green beer and get completely obliterated on this lovely St. Patrick’s Day, check out the results of the Weekend Poll! (Wait, you’re already hammered? We should have known.) Broadway is full of kooky characters, and some of them would make fantastic drinking buddies. Who do our readers want to hit the bar and drink shots with? Find out below!
1. Mrs. Wormwood (Matilda)
This mean momma is always the life of the party, whether she’s drinking or not—she has the energy to dance all night, she has no kids to take care of (oh, except Matilda and Michael, but whatever) and she really knows how to stand out from the crowd. Buy her some green Jell-O shots and an evening of hilarity and hijinks is guaranteed.
2. Lola (Kinky Boots)
This Kinky Boots queen really knows how to make an entrance, so heads will certainly turn when you walk in with this St. Patrick’s Day date on your arm. Lola surely has some glittery green boots in her arsenal, and maybe even a pair for you, if you’re lucky!
3. Glinda (Wicked)
Need a St. Paddy’s Day makeover? Just call your pal Glinda! This expert hair and makeup stylist will give you a new, all-green look (she has experience with this) while you both sip appletinis (what, you think Glinda would drink beer?! Yeah, right).