Are you desperately awaiting the stage adaptation of Frozen to arrive on the Great White Way? Well, we can assist your need for an Elsa fix. How about Frozen 2 (Subtitle TBD), which is “nearly ready” for Broadway and a first look of which is below. Alright, it's a parody teaser, but one packed full of our stage faves including Morgan James as Elsa, Taylor Louderman as Anna, Broadway.com Vlogger and On the Town star Alysha Umphress, along with Bill Irwin, John Bolton, Derek Klena and Rock of Ages’ Constantine Maroulis in a scene-stealing role as Sven the Reindeer. We’re not joking. Well, we are, but you know what we mean. Enjoy!