Make Way for Mary Faber! Exclusive Photos of How to Succeed's Snappy Secretary

As Smitty in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, Mary Faber is Broadway’s spunkiest secretary, adding comic snap to production numbers such as “Been a Long Day” and “Cinderella Darling.” In real life, this Broadway vet (Avenue Q, American Idiot) is adorably witty—so much so that when Broadway.com proposed one of our “day in the life” features, Faber suggested that photographer Jenny Anderson shoot a stylized photo essay in which the actress would provide her own tongue-in-cheek captions. How could we refuse? Click through to enjoy what Faber calls “a mostly hyperbolized day in the life of the most celebritiest gal on Broadway!”