With Les Miserables and Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained both about to hit theaters, audiences can expect at least one thing in the movie theater this holiday season: sadness. In Les Miz, Anne Hathaway plays a ravaged single mother-turned-prostitute. In Django, Samuel L. Jackson portrays a bitter slave in the deep South. So who’s got it worse? That’s for Hathaway and Jackson to decide, which they do in a new Funny or Die short that finds the two A-listers embattled in a dreary "sad-off". Watch the hilarious clip below and decide for yourself which holiday movie is going to be swimming in sadness!