Good Cheno-Bits: Kristin Chenoweth Wanders the Desert on the GCB Season Finale

On the season finale of GCB, Tony winner Kristin Chenoweth returns as TV’s favorite God-loving millionaire, Carlene Cockburn. Carlene and her churchgoing gang travel to Unincorporated Juarez to hold a groundbreaking ceremony for Carlene’s real estate project: Condos for Christian Living. But while in Mexico, Carlene’s rival Amanda discovers shocking evidence about Ripp, and Carlene and her friends are kidnapped in the desert—by Broadway vet Sandra Bernhard, no less! We’ve sifted through the sand to find the very best Cheno-Bits from the finale episode. ABC is scheduled to announce its decision on a second season of GCB on May 15. For now, Amen!

Name: Carlene Cockburn

High School Locker Pinup: Joan of Arc

Cutest (and Only!) Outfit: Orange dress with diamond cross bracelet and matching orange purse

Groundbreaking Accessory: Golden shovel

Real Estate Advisors: Aztec Spiritual and Heritage League

Mexican Safety Accessories: Alberto and Doro (“big guys with… guns”)

Condo Prayer Amendment: “You forgot to bless the indoor luge.”

Desert Musing: “Poor delirious Amanda. I’d pray for you if it wasn’t so hot.”

Condo Billboard Message: “Muy Pronto! Condos Para la Vida Cristiana”

Childhood Dream: To become a Martyr

Best Reason to Visit Juarez: “The moon, planet and sun are in perfect alignment for condo success.”