Who Am I?

Anonymous is currently starring in a Broadway show that may or may not be a musical. Previous credits include starring roles, standing-by and ensemble work in Broadway, off-Broadway, regional and national and international touring productions that may or may not, individually or collectively, have been musicals. Since Anonymous only went to school to learn how to sing and dance and pretend to be other people for money, his almost indecipherable grunts and scribbles have been translated to the page by a crack team of scholars who add the necessary participles, articles and punctuation.

Confessions of a Broadway Actor is not a gossip column, nor is it a solvable puzzle. Many specific details have been altered or purposely obscured to maintain the author's anonymity. So, please, no wagering.