Watch Patton Oswalt Revolutionize Broadway on Jon Benjamin Has a Van

If you’ve been wringing your hands about the future of Broadway, don’t worry: Patton Oswalt’s got your back. At least, his character in a bit from Comedy Central’s Jon Benjamin Has a Van does. Oswalt plays the producer of “Broadway’s most innovative new show,” House on the Lake, and believes that Broadway is "not some old woman in an apartment full of cats waiting to die.” What makes this show so revolutionary? It is the only one on Broadway where you’re allowed to use your cell phone. Don’t worry about distracting the actors—they’ve got their phones too! But from the looks of these, um, show clips, they’re going to be too busy tap dancing with a severed head to take a call. On second thought, commence hand-wringing. Check it out!